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    #16
    Originally posted by poopypants View Post
    I just had heart surgery three days ago.
    woha!.. and you still find the energy to come talk to us turds!?
    Wishing you the fastest of recoveries!

    I’m Luke... a GN equal opportunity offender.

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      #17
      Originally posted by Kick-hat-snare View Post

      woha!.. and you still find the energy to come talk to us turds!?
      Wishing you the fastest of recoveries!
      Well, I can't do much else...

      I seem to be recovering well. The heart is fine. It's the sternum that takes time to heal. OUCH.

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        #18
        I’m still recovering myself , I’ll feel like I’ve turned a corner then bam . Fuck you HD .

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        • poopypants
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          Fuck happened?

        #19
        You didn’t know I had emergency surgery for a perforated bowel 3 weeks ago , was in hospital 6 days .
        I almost waited too long to go .

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          #20
          If you did know , I’m just speaking of the recovery process going slower than I thought , I’m not sleeping well and my staples on incision are hurting and fukk I’m itching a lot and just generally grumpy

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            #21
            Goddamm. I had no idea. I saw that post about the van but didn’t know what was going on. Take care, fukker.

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              #22
              And goddammit. I just coughed. You have no clue. I don’t believe I will sleep tonight even with the dilaudid.

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              • Skiaz4free
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                Snort it next time.

              #23
              Glad it went well and that you are doing well post surgery! Getting your sternum divided and put back together with metal twist ties is no picnic. Mitral valve?
              Last edited by Anatomic; 10-15-2020, 04:11 PM.

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                #24
                Not sure which valve. Aortic regurgitation. They put a piece of cow in there. Also ablated some muscle to deter more afib. It's unbelievable how much my back hurts more than my sternum. Last night I pulled a muscle in my neck. Fuck. But heart and energy level are progressing very well. Physical therapist was like "You don't need me."

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                  #25
                  I wanna know how Houndog perforated his colon.

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                    #26
                    Someone told me everything’s a dildo if yer brave .
                    Nuff said ...

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                      #27
                      😂😂😂😂😂

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                        #28
                        Originally posted by Houndog View Post
                        Someone told me everything’s a dildo if yer brave .
                        Nuff said ...
                        So you’ve only got yourself to blame🤣🤣
                        I’m Luke... a GN equal opportunity offender.

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